Tag: 5MINUTESTOKILLYOURSELF

As a kid, at family reunions and holidays like Thanksgiving, my cousins and I used to play a variation of Super Mario Bros. that we liked to call, "Suicide Mario." The goal of the game was not to complete the level as directed, but to find the most creative way to kill our Mario or Luigi character. Bonus points were awarded for quick, hilarious and extra sadistic acts of hara-kiri. It was a ...

Cartoon Network's Adult Swim has a rather bizarre game on their website called 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself. The premise should make plenty of sense to any cubicle warrior. Our protagonist is sitting at his computer when he declares that he will kill himself if he gets one more meeting request. A moment later, he's informed of a meeting in 5 minutes. That gives you 5 minutes to solve his problem. ...