GameCrush -- where you pay to play video games with hot girls -- opens its doors

Just like prostitution, some of the girls are cuter than others -- and some are better at what they do, too -- but they're all available as potential PlayDates (seriously). All you have to do is whip out your credit card (it's $0.60 per minute), grab your joystick and game. Every girl has a camera, and I'm told by an inside source that many of the girls are quite, er, accommodating. Understandable, considering a good girl can earn more than $20 per hour if she behaves well.
According to the press release, any game works with their system -- but in fact there are only specific games at launch that will be playable with a companion. If you prefer one-handed, left-hand-stretched-over-to-the-mouse gaming, there's also a bunch of casual, browser-based games that you can play with your PlayDate.
Finally, in case you were wondering (because I know I was) guys can also sign up. I've already done so! Girls can pay to play with me. What an awesome world we live in, gentlemen.












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Subscribe to commentsProlornSep 28th 2010 7:01PM
Sebastian, you man-whore.
No comments on the service (yet).
RenzaticSep 28th 2010 7:09PM
This is pathetic.
:pays 5 bucks and registers screenname:
It'd take a particularly desperate kind of loser to sign up for something like this, just to play some lame ass videogames with some hawt chixx that wouldn't even give them the time of day in real life
:signs onto Full Frontal Connect-Four:
Sebastian AnthonySep 29th 2010 6:14AM
I just hope it doesn't degenerate into a system where guys end up paying to play with guys, because all the girls have disappeared...
SpankySep 28th 2010 7:39PM
I went to Pukhett Thailand a long time ago and there were a lot of booths that sold alcohol and the women pouring drinks would try to get the sailors to play Connect 4. I've been told that you could eventually offer to take the girl back someplace for a different connection.
The issue is that after playing these games over and over, the girls get really good. I want to warn you that the beta period has probably produced some women that can kick your ass which you'll find emasculating when you want that least.
GAME ON!
Sebastian AnthonySep 29th 2010 6:12AM
I'd pay to be emasculated!
Michael RoseSep 28th 2010 8:46PM
Where's the Facebook 'unlike' button? It must be here somewhere.
Sebastian AnthonySep 29th 2010 6:15AM
*narrows eyes* I bet you have a girlfriend and everything...
Michael RoseSep 29th 2010 6:21AM
A wife and children, actually -- but thanks for the thought.
dustinSep 28th 2010 11:41PM
Heck yes. Time to talk to my female friends, set up an apartment with 5 or 10 computers w/webcams, create them profiles and be a cyber-game-pimp dude
i can picture it now "Ay ho, where my money? you aint been keepin yo gamer score up..i needs to gets paid soonnn"
Sebastian AnthonySep 29th 2010 6:12AM
My morning coffee very nearly came out of my nose...