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MIGHTY JILL OFF... surprisingly enough, a jumptastic Time-Waster for both boys and girls
Hey, did you know that 'jilling off' is the female equivalent of ... jerking off? No, I didn't either -- not until I stumbled across this game. Then, like the curious fool that I am, I typed 'jill off' into Google... and voila! How about that. Anyway, I digress: Mighty Jill Off has nothing to do with masturbation -- unless you're into horny BSDM-themed 8bit female characters, anyway.Essentially, Jill Off is a jumping game -- a platform jumping game. There are no moving floors and no side scrolling -- just platforms that you have to jump between. There are flames and spikes to avoid, and some crafty spider things, but that's it. In theory you are trying to get to the top of a tower, to appease the queen. Yes, this is a game with some very weird undertones, but it IS work safe, so don't worry!
My only real issue was that I couldn't turn the sound off -- you'll either love the NES-inspired music, or it'll irritate you after a few minutes. Either way, MIGHTY JILL OFF is well worth 5, 10, or even 15 minutes of your time. It's hard, though -- but don't give up! Die-hard Mario Bros. platform fanatics: this could be the best bit of jumping fun for the last 20 years.
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Subscribe to commentspat_boy2008Apr 21st 2010 1:39PM
Took me a while but I finally beat it. That was a pretty good game.
RickApr 21st 2010 1:42PM
Jilling off is actually the female equivalent of jacking off (not jerking off). As in Jack and Jill.
Sebastian AnthonyApr 21st 2010 4:02PM
Sorry... that's what I meant!
I'm English, we don't use either jacking or jerking off here :(
jaredworkApr 21st 2010 4:09PM
Like oldschool "Mighty Bomb Jack" (obviously), but vertical and without bombs.
I liked it.