The 5 best FarmVille extensions, userscripts, tips, tricks and cheats

True, most of those 80 million are middle-aged housewives that think an 'extension' is a way of increasing the range of the vacuum cleaner, but by my reckoning there must be some Download Squad readers that also play FarmVille. This post's for you, power users; power farmers. Why calculate your crop harvests in your head when a userscript can do it for you?! Or, indeed, why should you spend time adopting animals and accepting bonuses when there are peas and asparagus to plant?
Remember, Chrome 4 and above supports Userscripts -- though where Chrome Extension versions exist, I have included a link. Firefox users will have to install Greasemonkey.
Let's start with the most basic of extensions -- a harvest calculator:

Available for both Firefox and Chrome, this tool does exactly what it says on the tin -- calculate harvest times -- but, if you use the Chrome Extension, it also removes the ad bar down the right side! No longer will you be distracted by all the pretty single ladies while you farm. Don't Facebook realise that farming -- and gaming -- are far more important than finding an easy girl that wants to play with your hoe?

FarmVille Wall Manager, or FVWM, has a truly vast number of options. In essence it automates the process of scanning your Wall for FarmVille-related updates. By default it doesn't automate much, but by clicking the 'FVWM Options' on the left side bar of your Facebook News page you can enable the automation of everything.
It's hard to resist such menu options as 'Get free XP?' but there are even esoteric things, such as defining which kind of horse you want to adopt: maybe you want the pink pony foal, but not the white foal? White sheep but no black sheep? No problem!
Note: the developer says Facebook is trying to prevent the automation of this userscript/extension. If you refresh too often you might get banned -- so don't do it more than once per minute! Also, if you have problems getting the script to run, check the Userscript page -- Facebook URLs can be troublesome it seems.

If, like me, you find automation a bit too cheaty, use the FarmVille Feed Filter instead! Click its button in Chrome (or visit the your filtered FarmVille Facebook page in Firefox) and you'll be rewarded with a very, er... quaint interface.
Better yet, you can hide the FarmVille updates on your main News Feed -- and just click the button when you want to FARM. I'm all for addictive gaming experiences, but it sure is nice to have the POSSIBILITY of getting away sometimes -- and that can be hard when your News Feed is full of delicious sheep and plants and free XPs...

4. Glitch/cheat/hack your way to stardom!
OK, there aren't any actual cheats in FarmVille, but there are definitely creative uses of the game's mechanics. The hay bale trap, for example. Then, because 'winning' in FarmVille is mostly about having the most XP and coins, you simply need to make sure you spend most of your time earning XP and getting coins -- so make sure you have as many neighbours as possible! By simply clicking 'Visit/Help Friend's Farm' you can earn a small fortune -- help 20 neighbours a day, if you have the time for it.
Once you have a steady stream of freebies from neighbours, the next step is efficiency. Making the most of what you've got. Fortunately, like every game out there, and because the Internet is awesome, there's a 10-part FarmVille power-levelling guide. It's pretty damn extensive, but if you really want to be the best...

5. Speed up FarmVille and increase responsiveness
As most gamers know, the single best way to improve your gaming performance is to speed things up: a faster Internet connection, a better graphics card, a de-fragmented hard drive! The same can be said for FarmVille, though of course the speed gains are mostly a matter of convenience.
On all but the most modern computers, FarmVille runs slowly. That's the power of Flash for you. There's simply no way a frickin' farming simulator should slow a 3-year-old computer down to a crawl -- and fortunately there's something you can do about it! First, drop the video quality by clicking the button in the top-left corner -- next, make sure your Flash player is up to date.
Finally, there are some fairly low-level tweaks you can make, to squeeze a little more performance out of Firefox: check our post from last year, or enable pipelining (but be careful). Chrome is already as fast as it gets, so I'm afraid I have no tips for you!
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As always, if you've got a pro-farmer tip, leave it in the comments. We promise not to judge you...













Comments
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Subscribe to commentsmaster811Apr 14th 2010 2:54PM
Is there an extension that removes it from people's profiles? ;)
Sebastian AnthonyApr 14th 2010 7:17PM
Just click 'hide'! I did it way back last year... and then I caved...
beaubrewer1977Apr 14th 2010 4:38PM
You really covered a Farmville extension? I may have to re-think reading DLS?!
Sebastian AnthonyApr 14th 2010 7:17PM
Denial if I ever saw it.
SirobinApr 14th 2010 4:55PM
Never tried it, and no, I'm not lying. I actually have a life.
ProlornApr 15th 2010 4:49AM
Same here. Except the bit about having a life.
thatguyzxApr 14th 2010 5:53PM
I'll admit, after the girlfriend played it for half a year, I started too... I'm weak.
Why go through all this instead of directing them to the bots, does everything and much much more than what's posted here, all in one. I only put like 4 minutes of attention into the game. It's more like I'm playing Boss of the FarmCompany
LOCApr 14th 2010 7:00PM
There's bots for Farmville? Are they safe to use or full of viruses and spyware? I'm curious lol
Sebastian AnthonyApr 14th 2010 7:17PM
There are surely bots... and probably undetectable too.
Could probably make your own -- there are lots of 'game macroing' tools... :)
thatguyzxApr 15th 2010 2:48AM
yup, been using one since February, only 1 day after i started
playing, hah, I'm horrible.
Undetectable on it's own, but some of the stuff they let you do are quite ridiculous. So use caution. I made a mistake and jumped 20 levels in 10 minutes due to bad math... out of the 2 safe one's (top 2 on google) I prefer the (.net) one. It's quite advanced.
ericloeweApr 15th 2010 1:14PM
I am sorry for being able to resist the cheapest (in terms of quality), most expensive (in cash, for hardcore people) Sim City knock off ever.
*stays in corner waiting for a true Sim City 4 sequel*
Sebastian AnthonyApr 15th 2010 1:15PM
Open Transport Tycoon Deluxe went 1.0 today!