Latest Facebook infection: syphilis!
I'll be the first to admit that the evidence sounds a bit thin, but the Telegraph is reporting about a UK-based study that found a rise in syphilis in three areas of Britain with above-average Facebook use. It's not as if playing Farmville is going to give you a sexually-transmitted disease -- although I can't prove that conclusively -- so how did the researchers explain the link?
Turns out the people who used social networking sites more frequently were also using them to arrange more casual hookups. In other words, a key assumption of the study is that Facebook can successfully get you laid. I'll just have to take their word for it, I guess, but these British researchers found that people had arranged encounters with multiple partners over Facebook, probably leading to the uptick in the number of infections.
Taking all this into consideration, Download Squad presents the following Public Service Announcement: be safe when you browse Facebook. Use protection, and make sure your partners have been safe in the past. It also doesn't hurt to have a doctor run the occasional virus scan, if you know what I'm saying.
Turns out the people who used social networking sites more frequently were also using them to arrange more casual hookups. In other words, a key assumption of the study is that Facebook can successfully get you laid. I'll just have to take their word for it, I guess, but these British researchers found that people had arranged encounters with multiple partners over Facebook, probably leading to the uptick in the number of infections.
Taking all this into consideration, Download Squad presents the following Public Service Announcement: be safe when you browse Facebook. Use protection, and make sure your partners have been safe in the past. It also doesn't hurt to have a doctor run the occasional virus scan, if you know what I'm saying.














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Subscribe to commentsmichas_piMar 24th 2010 4:51PM
>Facebook
Zuckerberg must be purged of his transgressions.
Steve GMar 25th 2010 6:24AM
A typical example of 'bad science'. If he's a professor, he should know that correlation and causation are not the same thing!
Boomshadow...Mike BoomshadowMar 25th 2010 1:57PM
Should I not have friended syphilis?
TiagoMar 29th 2010 7:01PM
You got syphilis!