Web and iPhone booty call app PinpointsX 'points you to passion'

With that out of the way, I give you PinpointsX. Before you get too excited, it seems the mobile version of PinpointsX seem to be offline at the moment (perhaps Apple culled it!), but you can still use the web app.
And boy, if you're into libertarian, no-strings-attached, always-wear-protection-and-read-the-label sex, it's damn cool. After you confirm your date of birth, you're greeted with a rather disturbing menu -- this site isn't only for private 'amateurs', but also for 'establishments' and 'professionals'. I can only assume this means, in not so many words, 'are you a prostitute?'
Assuming you sign up as a 'private adventurer', you can then look around for other 'sensual resources' (their entire site is full of hilarious euphemism) and 'schedule' meet-ups. 'Schedule' must be the least romantic word ever. 'OK, in five minutes I'm going to spoog--', 'No, no, that's when I'm meant to get on my knees. That'll never work. We must stick to the PLAN!', 'OK, synchronize watches...'
PinpointsX is another fine example of technology making things easier, but not necessarily better.
[via Switched]













Comments
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Subscribe to commentsResolutionFeb 22nd 2010 7:03PM
All the euphamisms in the world won't make this right. How much are they paying you to promote such irresponsible behaviour Seb? I hope it's worth your soul.
NotRocketboyFeb 22nd 2010 7:49PM
Shouldn't you go to hell as well for reading and thinking about such acts?
Sebastian AnthonyFeb 22nd 2010 7:24PM
I ain't promoting! Merely pointing out.
I'm sure you're well aware that simply ignoring things doesn't make them go away.
But thank you for looking out for me :)
kojo87Feb 23rd 2010 12:43AM
i am afraid to look around this website. but i kinda want to.
TrevorFeb 23rd 2010 5:11PM
hilarious
sitrucFeb 23rd 2010 6:54PM
Wasn't a similar app part of an episode of Law & Order or Law & Order: SVU?
DanDanFeb 24th 2010 5:57PM
just registered . did a trial. ye you're right. no app, i sent an email to them to see when the app will be available (will post when they reply).
pros: you can use the website as well , it has some cool features, and i think that the establishments are just bars .
cons: didn't see a lot of "non-pro" girls
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Sebastian AnthonyFeb 24th 2010 7:26PM
I guess the girls of the 21st century are not as easy as the media would have us believe!