'Facebook fugitive' that escaped jail and updated status on the run caught
It only took my dear friends at the British police four months, but they've caught him!Craig 'Lazie' Lynch shot to fame last month when his Facebook fan page suddenly gained traction and attracted over 40,000 fans in just a few days. He regularly updated his status and even uploaded photos while on the run -- I would link you to the fan page itself, but Facebook finally took it down last week. Lazie became such a hit that there was even a tribute song... and a t-shirt!
We have no idea where he was hiding, or even why he escaped, but he spent most of those four months taunting the police with derisive status updates and rather mean images (as you can see on the right). Hopefully more news will come to light in the next few days after he appears in court to answer for his amusing, adolescent but ultimately unlawful behaviour.
The circumstances are a little weird: he escaped from a low-security jail just weeks before the end of his seven-year sentence for aggravated burglary. Rumor suggests that he was actually trying to extend his jail sentence by running away. Hollesley Bay prison in Suffolk, England, must be a real laid-back joint. Ah, the criminal justice system at its finest...












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Subscribe to commentsSquiggyJan 13th 2010 9:48PM
Thanks Downloadsquad, a picture of someone flipping me off is just what I come here to see. Who cares about that pesky software stuff?
I think I'll go see what's new on Betanews.
Sebastian AnthonyJan 13th 2010 9:51PM
Thank you, come again!
ScooterGJan 13th 2010 10:18PM
Take it in stride Squiggs. Seb is the political black sheep of DLS. Some here focus on timewasters, some on Linux/OS X/Windows. Seb...you never know what exactly what you're going to get, but it's usually fairly entertaining, and often times a bit political. Bravo Seb. Keep it up.
Sebastian AnthonyJan 13th 2010 10:24PM
'Political black sheep' is totally going on the wall of my tomb!
(Yeah, I'm going to have one of those big marble mausoleum things.)
firststonethrowerJan 13th 2010 10:05PM
lol oh come now think of it as a new year gesture for good luck see he had 4 months of good luck of not getting caugth with is dumazz why he left when his sentence was almost up is truly puzzling but oh well I guess he'll just return to the free food, room and board lmaoooooo
ScooterGJan 13th 2010 10:57PM
To each their own...
xavierjazzJan 13th 2010 10:10PM
I guess this is funny, but I think its all in poor taste.
Is your world better?
BigMKnowsJan 14th 2010 9:12AM
"We have no idea where he was hiding, or even why he escaped"
You can't figure that out? Maybe it was the prospect of being confined to a cinder block room for 7 years.
Sebastian AnthonyJan 14th 2010 9:14AM
Did you read through to the end? :)
MartinJan 14th 2010 9:19AM
Yes, after posting. I was just about to update with "Nevermind." Boy do I feel stupid. :-)
ippapyttu_454Jan 14th 2010 9:47AM
Larry is so f*cking hot.
ippapyttu_454Jan 14th 2010 9:48AM
Errr, I meant, "Lazie is so f*cking hot."