YouTube Find: Microsoft's 6 minute guide to hosting a Windows 7 Launch Party

We know you're all itching to grab a free copy of Windows 7 host that Windows 7 launch party - however some of you might be a little unsure as to what fun will abound at a party. Thankfully, Microsoft have published a clear, concise eye-wateringly bad 6-minute-long video guide to help you get that party rocking...

Videos like this, however, are prime for remixes and Panic Software's Cabel Sasser has put together an utterly hilarious, shortened and not-entirely-safe-for-children version of the video that still has some of us here at Download Squad in fits of laughter. If you sit though the Microsoft video (I've made it no further than 3 minutes in), you'll need this hilarious relief....

Videos, along with our very own party game to help improve your own Windows 7 party, after the break!
The Windows 7 Party Buzzword Drinking Game [to be played responsibly, of course]
  • Mentioning 'jumplists' - Take a drink
  • 'Better than Vista' - Everyone takes a drink
  • Mentioning any product whose name contains the word 'Live': Everyone takes a drink.
  • Mentioning any product name containing more than 2 words: finish your drink.
  • Mentioning any product name containing more than 4 words: finish your drink, and neck another.
  • 'My Mac does that already' - Everyone finishes their drink, and you neck another.
  • Windows crashes: the party's over. But if there's any surplus alcohol left, we'd hate to see it go to waste....
If you're still stuck for inspiration, then be sure to check out the Microsoft video and its remix....

Microsoft's Original Video:

Cabel Sasser's Remix:

Tags: douche, party, What Were Microsoft Thinking, WhatWereMicrosoftThinking, Windows 7, Windows7