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Kanye West apology generator - Time Waster
Kanye's propensity for blogging in all caps is already mildly hilarious, but when you combine that with a heat-of-the-moment defense of his actions -- written and posted while he was still at the awards that night -- you've got something really special. All you need to do is fill in the required fields, Mad Libs style. No description I could write would do justice to Kanye's original post, so I'll just present this apology I generated for some of Download Squad's lead bloggers:
It probably won't be as funny next week, when this whole thing is ancient history, so strike while the iron is hot. Post your own Kanye Apology in the comments.I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO GRANT ROBERTSON AND VICTOR AGREDA, JR. FOR WRITING THE POST. I SPOKE TO VICTOR AGREDA, JR. RIGHT AFTER. GRANT ROBERTSON IS VERY UPSET !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR POSTING AND DELETING!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DOWNLOAD SQUAD. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO GRANT ROBERTSON 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF BLOG!!! Y'ALL KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! AIGHT I GAVE MY APP TO MIKE ARRINGTON WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Subscribe to commentsRogueFaceSep 17th 2009 10:38AM
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO abraham lincoln AND america FOR shooting THE president. I SPOKE TO america RIGHT AFTER. abraham lincoln IS VERY great !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR hiding AND shooting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT ford's theater. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO abraham lincoln 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF emancipation!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! sheezy I GAVE MY gun TO the authorities WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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DiabolicalSep 17th 2009 11:45AM
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Michael Jackson AND Elvis FOR Druging THE two of them. I SPOKE TO Elvis RIGHT AFTER. Michael Jackson IS VERY 'Thrilling' !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR Druging AND killing them!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT The Neverland Ranch. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Michael Jackson 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF drugs. Not my fault if there used incorrectly!!! They should KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! HHii HHEEE I GAVE MY drugs TO Michael Jackson and Elvis WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
Hmmm... To soon :P
tomasz.Sep 17th 2009 1:32PM
"It probably won't be as funny next week, when this whole thing is ancient history..."
it wasn't funny to begin with either, unfortunately.
sodapopSep 17th 2009 3:54PM
They need one for Obama, too!