Woofer's 1400-character minimum makes Twitter look puny
You've met microblogging before. Twitter's the most famous example, with its 140-character maximum. Well, get ready to meet macroblogging. A new service called Woofer boasts a massive 1400-character minimum. Yeah, you read that right: Woofer won't take your posts unless they're more than 10 times as long as a tweet.
This definitely raises some questions. For example: is this a joke? How is macroblogging different from, you know, blogging? Yes, it's very possibly a joke: popular "woofs" include the entire Gettysburg Address and selections from Herman Melville's Moby-Dick. And it's different from blogging because standards are lower. In fact, a woof has the same low standards as a tweet, but without the severe character limitation that makes tweets pithy and interesting. Fortunately, Woofer isn't looking to be taken seriously: the about page describes it as a humorous homage to Twitter.
This definitely raises some questions. For example: is this a joke? How is macroblogging different from, you know, blogging? Yes, it's very possibly a joke: popular "woofs" include the entire Gettysburg Address and selections from Herman Melville's Moby-Dick. And it's different from blogging because standards are lower. In fact, a woof has the same low standards as a tweet, but without the severe character limitation that makes tweets pithy and interesting. Fortunately, Woofer isn't looking to be taken seriously: the about page describes it as a humorous homage to Twitter.













Comments
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Subscribe to commentssideffectsAug 31st 2009 10:50AM
That's stupid. It won't last.
MasonAug 31st 2009 4:57PM
That's as awesome as hugeurl.com and freakinghugeurl.com and you know it.
RocketboyAug 31st 2009 10:52AM
Gee, the logo is just a wee bit twitter like. They might want to re-think that.
And Sideffects, it's really no dumber than twitter.
jonathandsAug 31st 2009 4:25PM
some people have no sense of humor....
shibathedogAug 31st 2009 1:20PM
I like it. It should cut down on the massive stream of BS that you get on twitter. Still won't use it though.
Death to Twitter, Long Live RSS.
CunkAug 31st 2009 2:34PM
SEVEN...MINUTE...ABS