Full power to the deflector shields! Sophos releases Klingon Antivirus
One thing that I always like to see in a corporate entity is the ability to have a little fun from time to time. If I was going to give an award for "Best Comedic Performance by a Software Vendor," it would go to antivirus developer Sophos, hands down.
Why? For their brand-new Klingon antivirus application.
The program is no joke - it's real Sophos AV, but it may not be a real benefit for you if you can't read Klingon. Of course, you can always improve your linguistic skills over at the Klingon Language Institute. Just make sure you pay attention to the compatibility notes:
Pics or it didn't happen, you say? Check out a few more screens after the break. Sorry for the lack of explanations, but my skills are limited to three human languages - English, Spanish, and bad English.
Why? For their brand-new Klingon antivirus application.
The program is no joke - it's real Sophos AV, but it may not be a real benefit for you if you can't read Klingon. Of course, you can always improve your linguistic skills over at the Klingon Language Institute. Just make sure you pay attention to the compatibility notes:
"Runs on Windows 2000/XP/2003/Vista.Sophos scores additional bonus points for the product's web page, which boasts such excellent touches as untouched "Lorem" text, the rarely-used <blurb> tag, and, of course, copious references to Star Trek.
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed."
Pics or it didn't happen, you say? Check out a few more screens after the break. Sorry for the lack of explanations, but my skills are limited to three human languages - English, Spanish, and bad English.













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Subscribe to commentsBob JonesMay 19th 2009 12:11PM
Better yet, their page for the Kingon Anti-Virus is, seemingly, not ready to go public.
This internal comment is clearly visibile "$Header: index.html,v 1.2 2009/05/08 14:53:14 james Web page status: Draft 0.8. Req action: Mktg to review wording and imagery (better screenshots required etc..), and QA to check links. Expected launch date: July 2009. Software status: Ready. $".
mkoMay 19th 2009 12:21PM
Will it remove Klingon viruses http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/File:Monitor_displays_Klingon_characters.jpg
RanelarMay 19th 2009 12:23PM
What the heck? Did they just copypasta their program into babelfish? Either that, or we're dealing with nubs who clearly have no grasp of elementary Klingon grammar and vocabulary. Pffft.