Hate Linux? Bash penguins for distance - Time Waster

If you're in the mood for some in-browser shenanigans this afternoon and feeling a bit wound up, Bloody Pingu Throw may be just the thing to help you work out that excess stress. A little warning: there's more than a touch of cartoon violence and bloodshed ahead.

You control a Yeti wielding a spiked club the size of something a character from Final Fantasy would brandish. Click your mouse to stand ready, and a precariously perched penguin will swan-dive down to you.

Wait for it...wait for it...Now, click again to swing that club!

Make solid contact, and you'll drive the little bugger hundreds of feet, leaving a trail of blood of Pythonesque proportions. Misfire, and he'll either land at your feet or be instantly smashed to itty bitty Tux chunks.

Let's see who can put up the best distance - it's not like you actually want to be productive on a Friday afternoon anyway.

Thanks, @mantia! I think.