Unintelligencer Maeks U Rite Dum - Time Waster
It's always nice to have a good laugh during an otherwise stressful workday, and what's more fun than laughing at outright supidity?
The Unintelligencer uses an array of sophisticated linguistic algorithms to convert your text from perfectly suitable English into the unrecognizable drivel you've gotten used to seeing on YouTube, Facebook, and all your other favorite sites.
Let's try an example from a favorite movie of mine: "i haved an wonderful girlfriend linda. 2gethr wee drove too small cabin ins da mountains. t seems an archeologist hads kum tew dis remote place 2 translate + study him latess phidn: necronomiconexmortis. thee book uv de ded."
Oh, the good times you'll have with this. Send that important departmental memo as a Moron, or shoot the moon and render it Incomprehensible. Unintelligencer offers 5 subtle shades of idiocy!
It's web based, so users of any operating system can utilize this fantastic - and unbelievably useful - tool. I'd like to see a reverse translation so I can finally understand what the hell some of these lolcat people are talking about.
The Unintelligencer uses an array of sophisticated linguistic algorithms to convert your text from perfectly suitable English into the unrecognizable drivel you've gotten used to seeing on YouTube, Facebook, and all your other favorite sites.
Let's try an example from a favorite movie of mine: "i haved an wonderful girlfriend linda. 2gethr wee drove too small cabin ins da mountains. t seems an archeologist hads kum tew dis remote place 2 translate + study him latess phidn: necronomiconexmortis. thee book uv de ded."
Oh, the good times you'll have with this. Send that important departmental memo as a Moron, or shoot the moon and render it Incomprehensible. Unintelligencer offers 5 subtle shades of idiocy!
It's web based, so users of any operating system can utilize this fantastic - and unbelievably useful - tool. I'd like to see a reverse translation so I can finally understand what the hell some of these lolcat people are talking about.














Comments
6
Subscribe to commentsBraffeAug 22nd 2008 12:53PM
Hahaha,
Copy/Paste in the "How it works" section and read the new paragraph :)
Chris AAug 22nd 2008 1:28PM
7hat i$ wut i waz goin 2 sasy... i no realzy apreciate being f-bombed.
TravisAug 22nd 2008 9:29PM
Running an article that uses the word "Retardify" on its main page is in MHO not a good thing.
kingkool68Aug 23rd 2008 2:15AM
By Unintelligencer I think they mean "make it sound Jamaican, mon".
TurboFoolAug 24th 2008 3:01PM
I think this one goes overboard, unfortunately. I like the idea as it's a great method of anonymity for people like me who write rather distinctively. When I need to post anonymously on a forum in which I'm already known I have to go through effort to dumb down my writing. This tool would be great, but seems to go too far. Too bad.
Jon2309Aug 24th 2008 6:11PM
i thinks thys wun goze overboard, unfortunately. i liek ff' diea as itz gerat method o' anonymity phoar ppl like mee who rite rather distinctively. wen i nede tew powst anonymously oan an phorum n witch i'm awready known i has 2 goa thru effort 2 dumb down mah writing. thiz tool would bee greet, butt seems tew goes to phar. too teh sux.
I'm sorry. Couldn't find anything else. ;)