Apple a historic past and a fruitful future?

First, a history of Apple in pictures. It's all there. Jobs, The Woz, The Apple I, The Lisa -- the predecessor to the original Macintosh -- and a ton of candid shots that really give the Cupertino kids some personality, no matter how minimalist and mock-turtleneck they may be these days.
Second, a fruity and creative version of Apple's logo. Notice anything missing? That's right. This picture is a tounge and cheeck way of saying, "Anything but Apple". So much for yo momma jokes, this is the way to spell out your distaste.
