5 Minutes to Kill Yourself - Today's Time-Waster

Cartoon Network's Adult Swim has a rather bizarre game on their website called 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself.

The premise should make plenty of sense to any cubicle warrior. Our protagonist is sitting at his computer when he declares that he will kill himself if he gets one more meeting request. A moment later, he's informed of a meeting in 5 minutes. That gives you 5 minutes to solve his problem.

Unfortunately there's no guns in the office, so you have to wander around the office insulting people until they hit you, sticking your head in the paper shredder, etc. To be honest, the most difficult part of the game is controlling the character with the arrow keys on your keyboard.

But if cubicle violence is your idea of fun, it's a pleasant way to kill five minutes. Get it? That's a pun. Yeah, we're groaning too.

[Thanks Matt!]

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