TSA debuts new website
I just got back from some much needed R & R, and since I left before the most recent Now they seem to have redesigned the site, which was badly in need of an overhaul. Unfortunately, there aren't many changes, and they seem to have given the job to FBI programmers. They certainly haven't made the site more useful to travelers, or anyone else for that matter. It features the same contradictory information--beverages are not permitted except when they are. Unless you're a diabetic who needs juice; then juice is permitted except when it isn't--now in a new, less user-friendly layout. Every single page is now one huge iframe centered in a useless striped gray background, guaranteeing that you will have to scroll not once but twice to access any useful information. Assuming you even notice the information you want has scrolled off the bottom of the iframe. And, of course, the navbar is in the iframe, so it scrolls off the top any time you scroll down the page. Add to that some of the usual Firefox and Safari rendering errors, and you can have the full airport checkpoint experience without ever leaving your keyboard.
There are some improvements, though. We now have a new slogan--"TSA...Vigilant, Effective, Efficient"--some nice pics of mountains to remind us the TSA is "strong" and "formidable," a puppy gallery, and a nice graphic of the layered security model that implies the most important site for security is the airplane cabin. That's right folks. All that fancy new screening is wonderful, but when it comes right down to it, in-flight security is up to the overworked, under-trained flight crew, that woman next to you with the screaming toddler, and "YOU--THE PASSENGER."
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Subscribe to commentsChrisAug 22nd 2006 1:37PM
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/snakes/
They have this website too, their snake policy. ;)
Shep EddyAug 22nd 2006 2:42PM
My favorite: Permissible for carry on and checked.
Personal lubricants - Up to 4 oz. Yes Yes
Can anyone explain this to me.
Jay SavageAug 22nd 2006 3:02PM
Shep:
Nope. I've wondered about that one myself, and given the list of other prohibted OTCs, I dont' get it.
Feel free to insert the unreasonable search joke of your choice, though.
chrisAug 22nd 2006 3:19PM
hey mom... can I take my Toy Transformer Robots?
yep TSA specifically allows those.