Tele Hypnosis - Freaky Friday Find

This is about the freakiest I've seen so far. And I'm not going to debate whether this works or not either. Hypnosis is real, I can say that much. Whether or not Tele Hypnosis (frames page, sorry) will actually hypnotize you or anyone else... That, as usual, will depend. All that being said, be forewarned. I had to use up two of my allotted 20 uses (it's shareware limit) just configuring the thing. You'll have to find a pic of a person you wish to hypnotize (because you can do this remotely it seems), and save that into the "photographies" folder. English is not the developer's first language, as you will discover. Then you have to go into this little app called RIN, and divine the "Radionic Index Number," based on staring at their photograph. Once you've done this, you're only a few questions away from the message screen. When you are ready, you'll click on "BEGIN TRANSMISSION" and the screen will flash between 2 colors, as you gaze upon the pic of the person you're trying to control. There is other stuff on the screen, but I'll save the comedy view for your own discovery. It reminded me of the credits sequence in "Bananas" really.

Find out what you can do with this after the jump.

What can you do with this? According to the instructions:

• Make a girl/boy love you passionately.
• Recover a broken friendship.
• Get the best out of your children, increase their memory and study capabilities, and make them study harder.
• Change the bad and dark sides of your children's or someone's personality.
• Influence your boss to get an raise of you monthly salary or a promotion within the business.
• Make someone do something.
• Reprogram your bad habits.
• Make someone stop molesting you.
• Maintain peace within the family or a job when problems come.
• Influence a job interviewer to hire you over the rest of candidates.
• Get minor magick results like a casted spell.
• Any situation where you need to influence someone....

That's powerful stuff! And I only tried the most basic version. The authors, Tifareth, make all kinds of spiritual pseudo-science software goodies. Try Ultra Spiritual Protection for relief from psychic attacks, or an Orgone Condensation Unit to "Transform your computer onto a source of orgone / etheric energy for other radionics devices or use it for empowerment of magick operations, visualization sessions, and techniques of remote influence and mind control." As for me, I'm going back to my X-Ray specs.

Tags: freaky, hypnosis, shareware